you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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