the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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