It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Rumble strips road head = magical
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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