No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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