You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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