drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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