Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
