it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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