I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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