I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
thus making me awesome and them whores
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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