Define "chronic" masturbator.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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