i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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