I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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