OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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