how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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