He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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