I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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