I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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