is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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