Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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