we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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