He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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