that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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