its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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