Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize