i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i need some magic done to my vagina
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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