we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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