hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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