How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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