Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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