We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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