thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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