Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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