In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
