Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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