Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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