doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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