People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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