like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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