morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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