Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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