i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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