is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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