I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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