just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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