hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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