Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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