You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The ass gains better be worth it
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