Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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