his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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