so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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