If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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