You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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