He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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